gym, four cinema screens and five private booths. Several wet, sleek male swimmers bound in and out of the pool, enjoying their laps and doing wonders for my own workout. The area is candlelit, and massages and dinner are offered poolside to the soothing strains of live flute music. Scandinavians celebrate taking care of the body; I learn from Danish women, who move with marvelous earthy grace and assurance in their nakedness. Taxes, fees not included for deals content. ; adults 25 markaa, children 10 markaa Yrjonkadun Uimahalli (Yrjonkatu 21, tel. And they cost next to nothing. Aquatic oasis, dripping Danes, so, what is it about Copenhagen that makes me feel so deprived on returning to the States? It's a sanctuary for Danish women - and, I discover, the perfect place to purge jet lag. It's a three-story complex with adult and children's pools, massage services, hair salon, and cafe (nothing special). You mean I'm supposed to be naked? Whoever she is, she is Woman. Monday - Thursday 06:00 - 22:00 -, friday 06:00 - 19:00 -, saturday, Sunday 08:00 - 19:00. At my local college back home, I swim in a nice, slightly dank, eight-lane pool 75 feet long.